300C Two Tone

Sitting at the drive-in for their Saturday afternoon meet up two 300C drivers started talking to the new guy with a 2005 300C that had a rather unusual paint job. Now most paint jobs that are two toned split the upper and lower half of the auto. This one split the car in half from the top. One half of the 300C metallic red the other a lite purple. .
My buddy said "Hey," asked one, "why did you paint one side of your chrysler red and the other side purple?"

"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
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Chrysler 300C & Credit Cards

I've been hearing rumors that it could be if a person buys accessories for their Chrysler 300C that where they buy it could have a devastating effect on a credit score, a TV News investigation could reveal this if they wanted to.

Investigations could find credit companies may be looking at where a cardholder is shopping and determine an interest rate from there. What that means is you must buy high quality items for the 300C.

I don't care if it's It's Wacky Wednesday, which means all, parts, chrome and furniture is half price at the local 300C accessories store. Only buy your stuff at high quality stores.

I hear rumors that every time a customer pays for 300c parts in a thrift store or consignment shop or other discount store with a credit card, the credit card company may know about it, and some will use the information to punish the cardholder for buying cheap 300C stuff.

A government 300C probe could reveal some credit card companies may have been tracking purchases in bargain stores to determine if customers may be in financial trouble and pose a credit risk. It sometimes happens if one overbuys in one month.

"I think that's ridiculous. I mean we're all just being conservative about our spending, and I'm being conservative in the sense that I like to buy beautiful brand new 300C parts.
A great deal on mufflers don't sit well with a pretty lady when she learned her credit card purchase could hurt her credit score.

"I should be able to buy whatever 300C parts I want whenever I want, and nobody should track that. Nobody should track that but my husband and I," she said in a sexy voice.

"Cash certainly is one way to get around having the eye of the creditor looking over your shoulder all the time," A Consumer Credit Counseling Service spokesman said.

Smart dudes will try to use cash for bargain shopping to keep the bank off their back.
Many companies could change their payroll policies to accommodate employees so they can get their pay in cash.
 
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Granddaughter's New Chrysler 300C

After winning the lottery the grand mother bought her granddaughter a nice new Chrysler 300C, rose colored to match her 2007 rose 300C.
The teenage granddaughter so excited she decided to take her boyfriend out for a ride. She came downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes driving off in the beautiful new car.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.

She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over to see her new 300C and that it is just not appropriate.

"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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300C+Blond+Hail Storm :)

A beautiful blonde was driving her Chrysler 300C home the other night when we had a terrible hail storm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car was dented badly. The roofing contractors came out in droves and the insurance companys went to sales seminars.

Next day she took the 300C to the auto shop, the cute Scandinavian repairman decided to have a little fun at her expense. "To fix the dents in the body," he said, "drive home, park the 300C, and when the tailpipe is cool, get down on your knees and blow really hard into the tailpipe, and the dents will pop out.

Later, a girlfriend of the blonde is driving by and sees her friend on her knees, blowing hard into the tailpipe. She asks what's going on and is told the story. The girlfriend laughs. "Well, duhhh! You need to roll up the windows first, silly!"

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